Bruce From Your Old Wireless Company Just Showed Up at Your Family Picnic

He's driving a Hummer of The Gods, and carrying a rancid potato salad that's overloaded with expired mayo. After the picnic, he's going to follow you home and knock on your door. He'll be holding a clipboard. On the clipboard will be an offer to buy shares in a Check Into Cash franchise, with an option to bundle the shares with a new car elevator company startup. This is your chance to get in on the ground floor. If everything goes as planned, the car elevator will take you to the second floor.