Monday, August 11, 2008

They Hate Us For Our Coloring Books

John McCain is campaigning in Pennsylvania this week with Former Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge, where they plan to unveil McCain's new color coded terrorist alert system, The Color Surge.

"The large campaign donations by The Crayola Cartel to the McCain Campaign had NOTHING to do with the granting of exclusive marketing and licensing rights for The Color Surge", stated Crayola spokesman and Republican VP hopeful Tom Ridge."Crayola is a patriotic company just doing their part to keep The Homeland safe during The Global War on Terror."

John McCain finally listens to Katy and sees the light.

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