Thursday, August 28, 2008

Grill Rats Go Out On The Town

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BlueGal hands it to Joe Scabro

John McCain just flew in from Charles Keating's opulent Bahamas retreat at Cat Cay, and boy are his arms tired.



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Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Rocky Mountain High

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Photobucket Meanwhile, in the radiation filled fields of Rocky Flats Arsenal, just outside of Denver, Colorado, The Ghost of Herman Melville is paying a visit to Billy "Bud" Wilson, an unemployed insurance adjuster...



Ah, Billy, I remember hitchhiking up Highway 287 with Jack Kerouac and a bottle of Bushmills whiskey. Stole pies off of windowsills in Lafayette...and that coal miner's daughter, Have Mercy Miss Percy! Good times,good times! But listen, I need you to do something for me...

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Sunday, August 24, 2008

Barack ObaMNBA

A question of credit for Barack ObaMNBA.....
















Buddy, can you spare...















......A dime?







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Friday, August 22, 2008

Hogan's Heroes

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Senator McCain, how many different kinds of marshmallows are there in a box of Lucky Charms?











Back when I was a POW, there used to be 4...Pink hearts, yellow moons, green clovers, and the stars...what color were those stars? And then they added those blue diamonds, sometime after I was a POW. I'm not sure how many they got now, I'd have to consult with my staff.






And how many houses do you own?








Back when I was a POW, I resolved to live in one house, The House Of God! My God is an Awesome God, Jack!







How many eggs are there in a three egg omelette?







Omelette? What is that, FRENCH? I didn't eat eggs back in the POW camp, I ate cold fishbone soup and rice with an aluminum spoon that I fashioned out of a rusty soda pop can.






How many minutes do you boil a three minute egg?







You know, I REALLY don't like talking about being a POW, but you keep bringing it up. We didn't have eggs in the POW camp. On a lucky day, the cold fishbone soup might have a small piece of cabbage floating in it.






How many pills does Rush Limbaugh swallow per hour?






I was in alot of pain in the POW camp after they tortured me, and we didn't have Oxy-Contin in the POW camp. But that's a trick question ,Jack. You thought you could trip up an old POW with one of your fancy "Russert Gotcha's", didn't ya? Rush doesn't swallow his pills, he crushes them up and snorts them.

Yes, 'n' how many times must the cannon balls fly, Before they're forever banned?







If the Commie Bastards couldn't torture that answer out of me in the POW Camp, I'm sure as hell not giving it up to you!







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Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Harold And Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay

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Diggity Dank Donuts for all my friends!







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The Font of Wisdom



"I've been a Georgian ever since I was a POW in Vietnam. We're all Georgians now. Even the font I speak in is Georgian."






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Friday, August 15, 2008

McBain

My friends, I am aware of all 21st Century invasion traditions.







McBain is aware, motherfuckers, John McBain is AWARE!












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Monday, August 11, 2008

Alley Oop

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Does anybody REALLY know what is going down in Georgia?


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They Hate Us For Our Coloring Books

John McCain is campaigning in Pennsylvania this week with Former Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge, where they plan to unveil McCain's new color coded terrorist alert system, The Color Surge.

"The large campaign donations by The Crayola Cartel to the McCain Campaign had NOTHING to do with the granting of exclusive marketing and licensing rights for The Color Surge", stated Crayola spokesman and Republican VP hopeful Tom Ridge."Crayola is a patriotic company just doing their part to keep The Homeland safe during The Global War on Terror."

John McCain finally listens to Katy and sees the light.


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Friday, August 08, 2008

Devil Dog,The Hound of Hell

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The Cerberus.....thought of calling it the McCerbeRush, a hellhound with 3 Rush Limbaugh heads, but maybe another cartoon.

Alicia Morgan's book, The Price Of Right , can be pre-ordered. Here is an overview of the book, The Price Of Right.

And here is John McCain in Sturgis explaining his energy plan!

BONUS: Fun Lovin' Criminals Video



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Wednesday, August 06, 2008

"Fresh Air"

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Is it possible to love Obama TOO much?

Has Nancy Pelosi seen this yet?


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Monday, August 04, 2008

The Dogs Of Doom Are Howling




The John McCain Campaign unveiled a new ad today alleging that Senator Obama, seen here in a McCain file photo, spent the weekend in a "juke joint", partying with "loose wimmen" and drinking whiskey From Four Until Late. The new ad alleges that Obama went down to a crossroads and sold his soul to the devil in exchange for the ability to play a Sears Silvertone guitar. Joe Scarborough claims that he heard someone say they overheard someone talking about having heard Obama trying to Take Possession Over Judgement Day,and then Up Jumped The Devil,and then Obama and The Devil was walkin' side by side.




"My friends, I don't mean to question Senator Obama's lack of Faith, but somebody should call The Dog Whisperer, the man obviously has Hellhounds On His Trail!"