Thursday, December 31, 2009

Sunday, December 27, 2009

John Barleycorn Must Fry



Grill Rats #3, John Barleycorn Must Fry, is now on sale... 127 pages long. Includes the Dick Cheney Milkboarding Machine. Get it while it lasts!



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Monday, December 21, 2009

From the Zarchives: Zappadan Eve

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Zappadan comes to end again. I always have grand plans for doing an extended Zappadan comic, and I never seem to have enough time. Time flies in 5/7 time. It takes longer to draw the comix than it does to come up with the ideas. Oh well...in my younger days I'd try and hurry through something, but I've decided to walk to the end and take time to smell the little green rosettas. Having not enough time to draw everything I want to draw is an infinitely better position to be in than staring at the White Page without a clue. This was the first "official" Zappadan post I did in 2007 after joining The Aristocrats.

Maybe next year will see the return of The Central Scrotumizer. Joe Lieberman still holds the crown, but Larry Craig will always be the champ in my eyes.

I'm going to keep going with my current story line. The Ghost of Zappa needs to get back to his Ether Jam, and the Grill Rats feature prominently in his successful re-entry into the afterlife. Don't change that dial!

Cheers!

Friday, December 18, 2009

Hell Toupee






Back in the 1980s in Upstate New York, one of the UHF TV stations (23?) had a weekly "Bad Cinema" night.I believe it was literally called "Bad Cinema". They played the cheesiest old SciFi, horror, etc. One night they had a movie, can't remember the name of it, the plot being an island was haunted, and the townsfolk were heading out to get rid of the demons. An old farmer dude, or maybe he was a fisherman, says "You can't scare off demons with a shotgun!"

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Saturday, December 12, 2009

Lead Free Comix









Lagniappe: In case you missed it, the CBC has a three part radio show about Zappa, I Am All Day and Night: The Music of Frank Zappa. Tip of the hat to DarkBlack.



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Thursday, December 10, 2009

Happy Habakkuk!




Lagniappe: The return of a holiday classic: Zombie Woof Parts One and Two



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Sunday, December 06, 2009

Spy in the House Of Love







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Saturday, December 05, 2009

Zappadan 2009 Link Button





Clicking on the cartoon should take you to Fried Green al-Qaedas, where Mr. Hoback is doing the Zappadan 2009 round-up. Feel free to swipe this cartoon for a link button at your own site.

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Friday, December 04, 2009

Crossfire





The First Miracle of Zappadan here at the Zencomix Studio...I bought this Bic X-Fine 0.5 mm ballpoint pen at The National Bookstore in Baguio, Philippines 5 and 1/2 years ago for 19 pisos, or about 40 cents. I've tried in vain to find similar ballpoint pens since then, but they don't make 'em like that anymore.

To get a point that fine, you have to buy a gel ink or marker type pen, and I find them inferior for some of my needs.This pen not only drew a fine line, but you could manipulate the darkness of the line by changing the pressure you apply to the paper. You can't really do that with the marker or gel inks. This Extra fine X-Fine pen served me well over the years, but it gave up its last breath of ink in the service of drawing The Ghost of Frank Zappa's Hair. R.I.P old friend...




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Tuesday, December 01, 2009

The Straight Cock Express






With apologies to Henry Miller, Anais Nin, and Jim Morrison.

Lagniappe: Crusader Axe of The Lost Causes

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