Wednesday, December 17, 2008
This is Jack Turduckhen on the Red Carpet reporting live from the Zappadan Parade. While we wait for the current Central Scrotumizer, Larry Craig, to crown this year's Scrotumizer and start the parade, I'm talking with dark horse candidate for Central Scrotumizer, Sarah Palin.
Sarah, you needed a scrotum to qualify, so you went out and got yourself one. John McCain's scrotum, to be exact. What do you say to those critics who claim that your actions make you look like a "castrating bitch"?
Oh, Jack, you know those anonymous bloggers in their mom's basement with their Cheetos and their rumors and innuendos. Blah,blah,blah...
The fact is, Senator McCain wasn't using his scrotum, and his Presidential campaign needed some cash to pay off debts, so he sold his scrotum on Ebay to yours truly. I know the economy isn't doing so well right now, but still, you'd be surprised at how cheaply you can get a Senator's scrotum for these days.