Wednesday, November 17, 2010
TSA's Newest Airport Security Machine
... the Bagscatter 2000. Designed by Michael Chertoff, this hands free urinal will send an endoscope up the traveler's penis. While the bladder drains, The Bagscatter 2000 will check for explosives. You can pee standing up, ladies, because The Bagscatter 2000 works for vaginas, too!