Thursday, April 28, 2011

Nobody Names Their Kids "Dagny" Anymore

In an effort to boost wilting ticket sales, movie theaters will begin adding soma to the popcorn salt when screening Atlas Shrugged. Also, too, Sensurround, Atomo-Vision, and Odorama to be added in select theaters.

1 comment:

Comrade PhysioProf said...

I can't decide which is more hilarious: Trump's hair or the fact that he thinks it looks good. What a ridiculous fucken asshole.