Tommy Hollis is Dead and I Don't Feel So Good Myself

Somewhere in the bowels of the Opposition Research marketing arm of the Mitt Romney Machine, 2 White Dudes with Matching Suits and Skidmarked Magical Underwear are giving high-fives as the box office receipts for "Primary Colored (Who Went Down on the Way to The Top)" grow larger.

Meanwhile, in the mind of Herman "Nice Chicken, Honey, I Am Sticking With The Mustache" Cain, a pizza delivery man porn fantasy develops...