Wednesday, November 07, 2012

Mitt Romney's Post Election Plans

1. Bain Capital takeover of Chrysler, start sending Jeep jobs to China, for reals.

 2. Move to Canada, or maybe Mexico. Start out small, maybe run for dogcatcher, work your way up to a Governorship, then form an exploratory committee for a Presidential run.

 3. Realize the economic benefit of legalizing marijuana, and start the hostile takeover of Colorado dispensaries.

4. Get a new dog, call him Charly, strap him to the roof of your car and travel the country. Write a book about the experience.

5. Change out of that "lucky" pair of magical underpants.

 6. Amend the tax returns from the previous couple of years. Go back to not paying any taxes.

 7. Corner the Amero market.


8. Dabble in the lucrative Droog Derivatives market.

 9. Publicly acknowledge your lie about "the trees are all the right height".

 10. Take time off to study Scripture.

5 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Droogie Snoopy for Pretzeldent!!1
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Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

He can just retire to Kolob.

zencomix said...

Droogie Dog!

Every time I see "Kolob", for some reason I think of Golan-Globus.

Toni Feise said...

Haha, I love it!!

zencomix said...

Hi Toni, thanks for visiting!