Thursday, December 13, 2012

Zero Dark Thirty

Allegedly there's a movie out there called Zero Dark Thirty. I haven't seen it, so I don't know if it actually exists. Some people have claimed to have seen it. The movie allegedly was made with, according to one of the film makers, well, lets let her alleged words describe the process; "what we were attempting is almost a journalistic approach to film."

 According to a guy who hasn't seen the alleged movie, there are people who have seen the movie, and they review the movie positively despite their claiming to have seen scenes of torture that claim to have been instrumental in capturing Osama Bi Laden, even though in real life, torture was allegedly not used, or it was used and did not provide crucial information in helping to capture bin laden.

Meanwhile, some people object to the one guy who hasn't seen the movie because his review of the reviewers contains a little too much alleged reviewing of the alleged movie that he hasn't seen. Confused? Don't be. You can be certain of one thing... The torture never stops.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

So you are saying there are known knowns, known unknowns and unknown unknowns?

Aaron B. Pryor said...

I dunno why they don't just pinch a little confinement loaf at 'em.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

That was a very fine summary of the not-reviewing, zencomix.
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Randal Graves said...

Saw that in a theatre either north, south, east, or west of Tikrit.

zencomix said...

Don't forget the unknown knowns.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

The guy who didn't see it, saw it.

Seems he was right the first time, go figure.
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zencomix said...

Yeah, we knew that was going to happen.