Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Clarence the Cross-Eyed Lyin'

Clarence Thomas finally broke his silence! You wanna know the real reason Clarence Thomas never spoke when the Supreme Court was in session? Well, I'll tell ya why!

It's because he had one of Scalia's pubic hairs stuck in his throat. Now that he's dislodged it from his throat, they're going to put the image of the pubic hair on American dollars. No word yet on whether or not the Post Office will be issuing commemorative stamps.


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

The goopers are going to kill the Post Office, so that issue will be moot.

And mute.

zencomix said...

They're not going to kill the post office. They're just going to outsource all the work to subcontractors.