They got
lies so bigThey dont make a noise
They tell em so well
Like a secret disease
That makes you go numb
With a big ol lie
And a flag and a pie
And a mom and a bible
Most folks are just liable
To buy any line,
Any place, any time
When the lies so big
As in Robertson's case,
(that sinister face
Behind all the jesus hurrah)
Could result in the end
To a worrisome trend
In which every American
Not Born Again
Could be punished in cruel
and unusual ways
By this treacherous cretin
Who tells everyone
That he's Jesus' best friend
When the lies so big
And the fog gets so thick
And the facts disappear
The Republican trick
Can be played out again
People, please tell me when
We'll be rid of these men!
Just who do they really
Suppose that they are?
And how did they manage
to travel as far
As they seem to have come?
Were we really that dumb?
People, wake up
Figure it out
Religious fanatics
Around and about
The court house, the state house,
The congress, the White House
Criminal saints
With a heavenly mission
--A nation enraptured
By pure superstition
When the lies so big
And the fog gets so thick
And the facts disappear
The Republican trick
Can be played out again
People, please tell me when
Well be rid of these men!
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Holy Shit, John, what are we going to do about this economic meltdown on Wall Street. We've got to come up with something, or it could doom our chances for the White House!
Relax Joe, I got this. I met a fella down in Miami, a Father Bruce, a member of Sarah's Church... did some work raising money for lepers. He's gonna help us get in touch with an influential member of the bank and finance industries to get some advice. Here he comes now. Father Bruce, shall we get started?
We shall...gentlemen, repeat the incantation after me.
Who dares disturb the slumber of Nixon's Number One Plumber?
They got lies so big
Could result in the end
Could be punished in cruel
When the lies so big
Just who do they really
Criminal saints
