Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Subterranean Halliburton Blues

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Johnny's at the U.N.
Mixin' up with Kofi, and
Thinkin' bout the Government
The Man in The Flightsuit
Flag burnin', afraid of
Says he got a bad cough
Wants Halliburton paid off

Look out kid
They got a no-bid
God knows when
But they're doin' it again

You better duck hunt another day
Cookin' books with Kenny Lay
The Man in the KBR cap
From the Wolfowitz den
Wants 11 billion dollar bills,
You only got 10


Rummy comes foot fleet
Face covered, black sheet
Talkin' that Rove put
Gannon in the bed, but
The Keg's tapped anyway
Novak says that Cheney'll say
They bunker-bust in early May
So cough up the pundit's pay...

Look out Kid
We got our no-bid
Walk on tip-toes
Drug War drug flows
Better photo-op with those
That carry 'round a firehose
Keep a coke nose
His vacation grows
You don't need a weatherman
To know which way Katrina blows...

Get rich, Dick swell
Hang around an oil well
Rangers' sell, show and tell
Hurricane pell-mell
Try hard, pork lard
Payback, Right gale
Gitmo jail, jump bail
Join the Army if you fail

Look out kid
they got a no-bid
Betchel cheater
six times looser
around Iraqi Theater
Condi by the whirlpool
Colin got played the fool
Rove's hallowed leaker
Watch, Iraq's a bleeder

Ahh, Get Born-Again, porn again
short pants, romance, Gannon Dance
Get blessed, Gitmo stress
Torture test, they'll confess
Please her, tease him, buy gifts
Porkfat Lobbyist
20 years of snortin'
and they teach you how to play the grift

Look out kid
They got the no-bid hid
Better dump Gannon's manhole
Flightsuit vandal
Iraqis wearin' sandals
Avoid Chalabi scandals
Don't wanna be a bum
Can't walk and chew gum
The pumps don't work
Cuz the levee breach was plannned,DOH!

Zencomix


5 comments:

The Heretik said...

Good stuff

Anonymous said...

Can you redo the lyrics of Just Like A Woman for Condi.

Karlo said...

Muy bien! I've reposted it to my blog (with linx back here of course)!

Anonymous said...

LOL. Great rewrite. Dylan for our current crises.

Jim Yeager said...

God damn, but you're good...