Thursday, December 18, 2008
JoJo the Dog Faced Boy
This is Jack Turduckhen at The Zappadan Parade where a tragic series of events is unfolding. Moments after Larry Craig passed The Central Scrotumizer Crown to Joe Lieberman, Sarah Palin, angry and bitter at losing the Scrotumizer Crown, hijacked the Action News Traffic Helicopter and shot the Bullwinkle balloon with a high powered rifle. We're not in Wasilla anymore Toto! Stay tuned for updates to this Zappadan Crisis!