Friday, January 23, 2009

Green Onions



What do we have for our contestants, Johnnie?

You just never know, do ya?

The words of the Profits are written on the subway walls.

"Hey Louis! That was quite the inauguration, huh? Did you catch all the action, or were you too busy masturbating to Reagan's old Chesterfield's commercials on YouTube?"

"Fuck you, Grill Rat, and your Liberal Media, Too."

"You don't mind if I join you, do ya? Have you seen this article? 'Unitary Executive President Obama Orders Warrantless Wiretapping of All Republicans'...Spying reveals phone sex between Arlen Specter, Joe the Plumber, Orrin Hatch, and the Maytag Repairman..."

"Check please!"

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