Thursday, January 26, 2012

Newt The Plumb Her

Newt Gingrich is trying to make himself out to be Joe Sexpack, All American Regular Guy. (Hat tip to Tengrain)

I'm guessing that Newt masturbates multiple times a day because he feels so passionately for his Cuntry. JerryB nails it with this comment on this post:
If an open marriage was the deal breaker for wife the second then you know it was required of wife the current. Probably part of the pre-nup.
Here's a fun game. Guess the mistress. Start watching the Newt-Paloozas to see who's standing in the background. Whichever pretty blond bimbo we see consistently at these events has got to be the one. He'll keep her close because you never know when you'll need a quick one and Newt thinks we're all idiots and would never catch on.


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

And all this is exactly why the gooper base is salivating for Pig Newton.

Chuck Toad made me sick with his enthusiastic tongue bath after the NBC debate Monday night.

zencomix said...

How long before one of these clowns self destructs?