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Monday, October 06, 2008

Riddle Me This, Batman!

The "John McCain: Apocalypse Now Redux" T-Shirt can be purchased at The Zencomix Online Market.

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Sunday, October 05, 2008

Vote Early, and Vote Often!

Hot Chicks with Douchebags

An animated parody of the Disney cartoon Steamboat Willie, called Swiftboat Willie.

Friday, October 03, 2008

Are You Drinking With Me Jesus?

Sarah Palin Works The Crowd

Are You Drinking With Me Jesus?

The Power of Pussy

Thursday, October 02, 2008

John McCain awoke from a coma and realized he is not John Glenn. It must be hard to keep all those Keating Five guys straight in your head.

In other Maverick News, McCain suspended his campaign again, this time to throw the moneychangers out of the temple. As a result, thousands of McCain Campaign staffers joined the ranks of the jobless as the unemployment rate hit a 7 year high. While some McCain staffers have turned to a life of crime to fund their lavish lifestyle,

others have decided to hit the farms and join the crews of seasonal workers bringing in the Fall harvest.

Grateful Dead

I remember a story about Jerry Garcia. When he woke up from a diabetic coma, he reportedly said, "I am not Abraham Lincoln." And that is what immediately jumped to my mind when I saw the video of John McCain being interviewed by the editorial board of the Des Moines Register, and he was asked

“Throughout your adult life, am I right, as a veteran and a member of Congress and now someone over sixty five, throughout your adult life have you been covered by a taxpayer-financed health care plan?

Part of his reply was "I have never been an Astronaut."

So, I'm just wondering, when did McCain woke up from his coma?

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

John McCain is Not Your Friend, Never Has Been, Never Will Be

Sister Nancy Beth Eczema will be using the New Christian Search Engine.

I actually saw my first "Gas Line" since the 70s a couple of weeks ago. The Hy-Vee was selling gas one day for $2.99 a gallon between 4 and 6 p.m., and cars were lined up around several blocks! Some states are having shortages.

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Reaganesque

"The Bombing will begin in 5 minutes. Let me just finish ordering my Cinna-Stix!"

Cheesus Christ

Bonfire of The Inanities

Banned Book Week

My book isn't on the Banned Book List.I suppose the only reason it isn't on the list is because the book banners haven't read it, but if they did, I'm sure they would, what with all the weed, the "Fuck", and Central Scrotumizing that's in it, not to mention the politics.

I guess the closest I've come to the Banned Book List is being mentioned in the acknowlegments at the beginning of Leave Myself Behind, by my friend Bart Yates

Bart won an Alex Award for the book, his debut novel, from the American Library Association. Not too shabby! But , Oh Noes!, he writes about teenagers and Teh Gay, so some folks want to Ban This Book! This is the type of book the Sarah Palins of the world want to ban.It is smart, funny, sad, and honest. I highly recommend it. It's a page turner!

Monday, September 29, 2008

The Transitive Property Of Sarah Palin

For months, Jon Swift's Blog would have the little "NEW!" next to it on my blogroll, but when you clicked on it, it was still the same post from when Novak ran down the Obama supporter with his car. But he has returned for real this time!