NEVER FORGET the time Rudy Giuliani used 9-11 rubble to fill potholes

NEVER FORGET to take the caps lock off before writing emails

MEANWHILE, IN AFGHANISTAN....

Coloring Outside The Lines

“We Shall Never Forget 9/11: The Kids’ Book of Freedom,” was just released by Wayne Bell, publisher of Really Big Coloring Books Inc. in St. Louis. It begins with big graphic black-and-white drawings of bin Laden plotting the 9/11 attacks, then shows the burning towers, the hunt for bin Laden, and ends with a Navy SEAL shooting bin Laden as he hides behind a woman in Islamic garb.

According to the publisher, the book’s initial print run of 10,000 copies has already sold out.

I've been doing it all wrong. Here I've been trying to sell comic books when the real money is in coloring books. Zen Coloring Books next to the Highlights in every dentist's office in America!! Never Forget!!!

This Hotdog Will Not be Getting The Weiner Treatment

Ballpark Franks... They plump when you cook 'em!

The Great White Hope

Apparently, they were out of Black Granite.

They found Roland The Headless Thompson Gunner's Head!

Apparently, he helped Michele Bachmann win the Republican Straw Poll in Ames, Iowa.

This is what is affectionately known as "Pallin' Around With Terrorists".

Not Going To Eat Barack Obama's Dog Food, Not Going To Eat My Peas

Newsweek should have waited another week.

Not To Be Confused With The Lobster Award

I'm not much into some of the chain mail blog memes, but it appears as though I've won an award, the much coveted Liebster Award. I've been lacking lately in my linkage to other blogs, so I guess this is a good enough excuse to post some links.

“Liebster,” in the German and Spanish vernacular, means “beloved”…According to the Liebster Blog Award guidelines, I’m to link to the blog what gave me the award and then pass it on to five equally worthy candidates.

So, here are some cool blogs, check them out if you haven't done so yet!


Blckdgrd

The Defeatists

Welcome to Pottersville 2

Mock Paper Scissors

The Impolitic

The Torture Never Stops

Today's Democracy Now show has a story and interview with Donald Vance, an American veteran and contract worker in Iraq. He and Nathan Ertel were detained and tortured by the American military for 3 months after it became known that they were working with the FBI to uncover illegal activities by their employer, Shield Group Security, during the war. They are suing Rumsfeld, and a Federal Appeals Court has granted the right for the trial to proceed.

In rejecting the request to dismiss the case, the court ruled on Monday the plaintiffs had sufficiently alleged that Mr Rumsfeld had played a personal role in authorising the harsh treatment to which they had been subjected while in US custody.

Free Thought Blogs

Comradde PhysioProffe is now posting at Free Thought Blogs.This new group blog was founded by Ed Brayton of Dispatches From The Culture Wars, and the founding bloggers include Ed, PZ Myers of Pharyngula, The Digital Cuttlefish, Chris Rodda, and Darksyde. I did the blog banner for the Comradde's new blog. He really likes The New York Yankees, booze, and science.

Add Inches To Your Twitter

The Secrets of Cartooning Revealed!

here at Adam Crazypants place.

Abortion

If Michelle Bachmann was a Democrat, and her husband ran a Planned Parenthood clinic, there would be no end to the questions , 24-7. Here's a question for ya, Michelle; have you ever gotten off a Dollywood Log Flume?

The World is a Town

Coffee Messiah is doing a mail art project called The World is a Town. Join the fun, the deadline is 8-31-2011!

How's the war in Afghanistan going?

Indubitably, quite refreshingly.

The Ladykiller

"I shall defend myself forthright."



Forthright? Forthwith? Who the fuck talks like that?

Lutheryn Skynod

I must be in the middle of some kind of conspiracy!





Freebird!

Take a drive to Beverly Hills, just before dawn...

Roy has a post and a piece at The Village Voice about the race baiting of right wingers.


Back in 2008 I posted this cartoon in response to this post at Instapunk. I originally uploaded the cartoon to Photobucket, but they pulled it off for "Violation of the Terms of Use". I'm uploading on Blogger instead of Photobucket, and someone from Instapunk will probably show up and complain that it is "Objectionable Content", but I don't give a fuck.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

I have a redneck nephew that was overly excited upon hearing of the death of Osama Bin Laden. Let's call this nephew "Excitable Boy".

Excitable Boy didn't want to dig up Osama's grave and make a cage with the bones, he wanted to dig up the corpse so he could piss on it. Excitable Boy made sure everyone on Facebook was aware of his desire. I tried engaging Excitable Boy in a discussion of American foreign policy in the last 200 years by asking him "If/Then" questions.

If the USA is justified in invading Afghanistan and killing untold numbers of civilians in an effort to hunt down Osama because he may have had something to do with the murder of 3000 people during the attacks on 9-11, then are the Iranians justified in invading the USA and killing untold numbers of civilians in an effort to hunt down the Americans involved in the overthrow of the democratically elected Iranian government in 1953? Are the Cambodians justified in invading the US, killing untold numbers of civilians while they search for Nixon's grave so they can dig up his corpse, waterboard Henry Kissinger with the piss they'll pour on Nixon, then execute Kissinger and piss on his corpse, too, because of the 600,000 or so Cambodians that were killed by the Nixon/Kissinger bombings?

Variations on this question were asked regarding Chile, Vietnam,El Salvador, Nicaragua, The Philippines etc., but Excitable Boy (A good Christian Boy who loves his mommy and was telling everybody on Facebook the previous week during Easter to be humble because Jesus died for you) could not/would not answer the questions, and in fact knew nothing about what I was talking about. I doubt he read any of the links I provided to him, because The United States of America only intervenes in foreign countries with the purest of heart.

When it became obvious that Excitable Boy wasn't willing to answer the questions, I wished him luck with the Christianity thing and suggested he actually try practicing it (WBWJPO; Whose Body Would Jesus Piss On?) before heading back to his video game where he pretends to shoot people all day long.

Anthony Weiner Doubles Down, Decides to Run For The Senate